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We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
how do you tell someone, in the most complimentary way possible, that they would make an excellent stripper?
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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