The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Another day, another engagement, another cat
He broke the bed, AND shit in the closet. What a way to lose his virginity. What a night.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
PS I almost downloaded grindr to see if any guys wanted to buy me chinese food..
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