quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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