I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
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