I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
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You. Win. At. Life.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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