You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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