You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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