Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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