I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
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