I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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