Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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