first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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