are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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