Life is so much better after having sex.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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