Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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