If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
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I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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