You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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