I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
The air was thick with penises
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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