She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Randomize
