Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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