she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I don't know how to tell my mom that I'm not sober enough to drive to the dentist...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
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