"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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