I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
My goal for tonight is to swipe my debit card through those weird rolls on the back of a big bald guy's head.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I just masturbated at work... Don't know why but I thought you should know
wow bdsm is so cute
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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