she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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