Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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