so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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