Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
Well. I had to explain to my niece that the word cunt is not an abbreviation for country. I'm the best aunt in the world.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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