On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Who put my cat in the fridge?
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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