I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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