omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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