If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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