He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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