Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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