people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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