still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
All I want is dick and wine.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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