Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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