I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
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