i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
After a certain blood-alcohol level, the dog is in charge.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
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