whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
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