Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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