What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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