Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I will pee on everything he values.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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