So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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