If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
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