I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
She set fire to my carpet trying to power-dry puke covered cigs with Josh's blowtorch. How she found it in the garage is beyond me but if you bring her with you again I'll shoot you myself.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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