I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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