Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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