When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I gave you chlamydia, you gave me a concussion. Now we're even.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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