; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Saved a second guy who was crying/on the verge of wigging out. Just call me the drug whisperer.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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