One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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